Rubbish Hotels

Submit a Stay

Name the establishment, if you dare.

Every submission is read by an editor before anything is published. If it runs, we rewrite it in house style, award the Bins, and give it a permanent page on the Wall.

0 / 6000 — sixty characters minimum.

What We Will Not Publish

  • — Anything naming or targeting an individual member of staff.
  • — Allegations of serious crime. Those belong with the police, not with us.
  • — Personal data: full names, addresses, booking credentials, card numbers.
  • — Accounts of a stay that was not yours.
  • — Anything we suspect was written to damage a business rather than to describe a stay.

Everything else is fair game. Anger is fine. Being unfair to a hotel is fine — that is what an opinion is. We simply insist it be your own.